"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
11/20/2015 at 15:33 • Filed to: None | 0
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but devo provides the musical calisthenics needed
to toughen up a world gone soft.
To cut through the mental grease and grime
With techniques of positive mutation
Designed to protect you
From the ninnies and the twits
RallyWrench
> CalzoneGolem
11/20/2015 at 15:42 |
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What about Nibbys and Upperclass Twits?
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> RallyWrench
11/20/2015 at 15:47 |
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There is no protection from classiness. Or upperclassiness. Same diff.
Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
> CalzoneGolem
11/20/2015 at 15:58 |
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Don’t knock the sheep?
Where else are you gonna get your lamb
chops
from?
RallyWrench
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
11/20/2015 at 16:00 |
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Noooooooooooooooooo. I can... I can feel it... tryin’ to class me up... must...resist... aaaaaAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
Oh bother.
CalzoneGolem
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
11/20/2015 at 16:01 |
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So it would seem Booji boy.
CalzoneGolem
> Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
11/20/2015 at 16:02 |
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The supermarket.
Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
> CalzoneGolem
11/20/2015 at 16:06 |
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But then your hands will be full... lambchops in one hand, calzones in the other.
HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET YOUR KEYS???
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> RallyWrench
11/20/2015 at 16:08 |
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Proper.
CalzoneGolem
> Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
11/20/2015 at 16:09 |
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Prehensile tail?
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> CalzoneGolem
11/20/2015 at 16:14 |
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That’s some serious devolution there, but pragmatic. Can’t fault it.
CalzoneGolem
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
11/20/2015 at 16:15 |
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I want that carved on my gravestone.
Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
> CalzoneGolem
11/20/2015 at 16:16 |
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Only if it’s strong enough. Have you been working out?
CalzoneGolem
> Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
11/23/2015 at 07:51 |
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